Between Somewhere And Nowhere

mood: mischievous

[The line clicks on, and a voice immediately starts speaking, the words feverish and tone erratic.]

There was a crooked man

who walked a crooked mile

and he HID his CROOKED thoughts
behind every
CROOKED

smile.

[A pause, and then the voice continues on, now sounding quite cheerful, almost childish.]

I suppose we're all a bit off, aren't we?

THE MORE THE MERRIER!

Answer a question for me, denizens of this chaotic world.

When the world comes crashing down around your ears and the wolves are howling for blood, where are you? Putting out the fires, or setting them?

Which is more satisfying, when there is nothing left for you?

Tags: malfunction day

Posted at 03:58 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 29 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: pissed off

( Filtered to Niflheim, away from Alex, Schrödinger, Balam, Yako, and Lucifer. )

((Due to some rather important things in his backstory, Banru has no tolerance for people who screw around with young children. At all. It's one of the few things that can really and truly piss him off, so he's out for blood and being the nice guy he is he thought he'd invite Niflheim into it! :3))

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mood: predatory

[Filtered to Niflheim]

What are my lovely, clever teammates up to lately~?

I should hope it's something good, since you've all been so quiet.

[/Filter]

[Private to Tailypo]

Are you up to a little mischief?

[/Private]

Posted at 05:17 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 53 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: chipper

What was that saying?

I hate to say I told you so, but...

Well, at least there's always next time, right, Asgardians?

( Private to Schrödinger )

Tags: a' hunting we will go, trial

Posted at 05:57 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 21 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: thoughtful

Dear oh dear, the time of the trial is drawing near! How are you faring, Asgardians? Are you worried? Are you confident? Are you prepared?

I would be willing to bet that only the former is true.

The sad truth of the matter is that we have you outstripped in terms of strength. What do you have? I can count your true fighters on one hand. Your ranks are overrun with children and normal humans who were going about their normal lives before arriving here. I wonder if your god even wants to win, with some of the choices he has made.

I do hope you all enjoyed your last win, as it will likely be your only one. ♥

( Private )

Posted at 09:18 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 35 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: calm

My, things are getting interesting around here, aren't they~? The newcomers have brought all sorts of trouble along with them! If this is any indication of the things to come, then I expect it won't be long before we all have a lot of work on our hands.

( Private to Keele )

( Private to Aji )

( Private to Lucifer )

Posted at 09:33 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 17 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: hungry

My, I simply must apologize for my behavior during my last communication system entry. You see, I was quite, ah, out of sorts. But I am completely fine now! Better than fine. In fact, I'd love to have all of you over for lunch. Now wouldn't that be fun? Perhaps a picnic? Dining out at a fine restaurant? There are so many tantalizing possibilities!

Tags: *jaws theme*, malfunction day

Posted at 11:36 am | Link | Leave a comment | 14 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: insane

[The line clicks on, but there is no sound save for a strange tapping, like fingers against wood.

A minute passes, then Banru beings to speak, his voice rough and hard to understand.]

Oh dear. I seem to be missing, something--

[The rest of what he says is muttered too quietly to be understood. Then:]

hahahaHA.

I don't understand, I don't, I don't. I can't think. The monsters at the back door are too loud.

Nooooow I need some assis--no. I need to go away.

Over and under and over and under and over again. They'll all fall down.

Exiting, stage left. I'll return when the monsters have gone.

DON'T TRY TO FIND ME.

[A throaty chuckle.]

Because the monsters are howling for blood.

[Click.]

((ETA: I forgot to add this before! Banru never went back to Niflheim, he's still in Emptiness, holed up in store next to the library. He wouldn't dare actually get anywhere near living beings in his state. >_> Also, he won't be replying to any comments, because he'll be too busy tearing the shop apart to try and get free of the seals he placed when he was slightly more, uh, stable to keep himself from going on a murdering spree.))

Posted at 10:59 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 4 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: curious

[Backdated to April 10th]

( Private to Lucifer )

Posted at 06:43 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 2 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: calm

Vey 'eeweer soot sat vey vood shee de dey sat mae acca't vood rayterr'. Eet coosed me 'o e'd oof troobel ven vey vaas leer'e'g Eegleesh. Ah, veel, aht lest theese dhey 'as areedey prooveh' too bee ee'teertay'e'g.

(("I never thought that I would see the day that my accent would return. It caused me no end of trouble when I was first learning English. Ah, well, at least this day has already proven to be entertaining."

__

Yes, I know his accent is pretty much impossible to understand, but he comes from a different world and his native language if fairly sharp and contains, obviously, mostly long vowels. And no Ns. Or Is. >_>

--Also, backdated!--))

Posted at 12:01 am | Link | Leave a comment | 4 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: plotting

( Filtered to Sal and Emerald )

( Private to Carrion )

( Private to Schrödinger )

How the days fly by. It's truly astonishing!

Posted at 01:00 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 18 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: plotting

( Private )

Posted at 01:10 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: cranky

Whoever is in charge of keeping this realm stable should be executed for their incompetence. Brutally.

I am back in Niflheim, my friends.

( Private to Sydonai )

Posted at 12:34 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 11 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: anxious

I...w-what's going on t-today?

S-s-stupid. This is s-stupid.

J-just leave me alone, everyone. I d-don't want to t-talk to you. I...I...

Leave me alone.

Tags: crack day, malfunction day

Posted at 04:16 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 9 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: calm

I'd say it's high time for a vacation.

( Private to Sal and Emerald )

( Private to Carrion )

((Banru is off fetching the item that Sydonai requested in exchange for Fenrir's Thread. He won't be gone too long, and he'll still be on the comm system, since his "journal" is portable.))

Posted at 01:45 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 27 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: predatory

( Filtered to Niflheim )

Posted at 01:14 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 27 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: amused

( Filtered to Dorian and Mitch )

( Private to Morana )

( Private to Sal )

It's truly awful what some people will stoop to.

((I'll respond to all of my character's threads/comments when I get back from work, guys. See you tonight/early tomorrow! <3))

Tags: dorian, l, mello, misa, mitch, morana, sal

Posted at 02:39 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 33 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: blank

I would apologize for disappearing so suddenly, but it doesn't appear as though I have missed much.

What a pity~

Oh! It seems as though there are new members on both sides! Welcome, newcomers. I wish you all the very best of luck.

( Filtered to Niflheim )

( Filtered to Dorian and Morana )

( Private )

((Guess who's back, and not in the best of moods~?))

Tags: dorian, emerald, morana, sal

Posted at 04:46 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 30 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: indescribable

[Voice post--It's obvious that Banru is struggling to keep his voice level, and it's much more...growly than usual.]

It would be wise for everyone to stay away from my room until further notice.

Unless you want to be killed. Then be my guest.

( Private...and in his native language, which I'm too lazy to type out fully right now. )

Posted at 01:43 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: cheerful

I apologize for disappearing for a short while there. I can assure you that, unlike Sally, it wasn't because I needed time alone to pout. I was simply exploring, trying to familiarize myself with the area. What an interesting world this is! The Bloodmire was very entertaining.

( Private )

( Private to Morana )

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